May 2012
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these girls are literally the flakiest friends I have ever had. stick to the plans we made, stop changing them ALL THE TIME. dear lord.
neyruto:
maybe we’re all already superheros but our powers are really shitty like the power to tie your shoes really fast or to never burn an omelette
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sitting alone on my couch watching desperate housewives while drinking a beer at 1:15am. what is my life. I don’t like cats but I might as well get used to them since they’re going to be in my future.
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THIS BOY IS SUCH A TEASE I AM GOING INSANE a;ldksjfa;slkdfja;dlskfj;j
Anonymous asked: post yo boobies girl!
my boobs have look a w e s o m e lately. but like, that’s the only part of me that has. so like, that’s a bummer.
olvidare:
The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable
READING MY DRUNK TEXTS THE NEXT MORNING
howdoiputthisgently:
WHEN I RUN ON THE TREADMILL
howdoiputthisgently:
twurk:
alexwithathree:
HOLY SHIT!!! sdkjhlfdlshvjkwcds
My favorite video on tumblr
I have no friends l o l
same.